My deepest apologies to you all. I have not updated this thing in years, so in the interest of sanity and good taste, I am putting this site on hiatus. Don't worry, I will be back to give you all of the deepest, darkest secrets of this evil organization. No worries!
And if you're good, maybe I'll tell you where the Royal Canadian Snow Police had me hidden before I escaped.
And this is Brian's site. Careful, he's weirrrrrrd!